Pacquiao Jokes #1

JINKY : Unsay ibig sabihon ng "cooling place"?
MANNY : Pag-naga ring ang fon, sabihon mo: "Hilow, hus cooling place?"

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Waiter: What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?
Manny: No, Big cup!! Big cup!
Waiter: What would you like for your breakfast?
Manny: Hameneggs.
Waiter: And how do you like your eggs, sir?
Manny: Yes, tenkyu. I like dem beri much.
Waiter: No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?
Manny: Yes, tenkyu. I wud like dem cooked.
Waiter: (with increasing impatience) Would you like your eggs...fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?
Manny: (with increasing uneasiness) Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled.
Waiter: And what bread would you like?
Manny: Begyurpardon?
Waiter: What kind of bread would you like? white? rye? whole wheat? toast?
Manny: Pan Americano

Waiter: We don't have that.
Manny: Okey, gib me taystee.
Waiter: We don't have that either, sir.
Manny: Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?
Waiter: Sir, you are wasting my time. I shall ask for the last time, what would you like for breakfast?
Manny: Donut plis....

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Baby ni Pacquiao!
Jinky: Pa, anu ba ipapangalan naten sa bago nating baby?
Manny: Hhhmm.. teka ma.. mgiisip ako.. basta ma ang gusto ko yung combination ng name naten para unique!
Jinky: Oo nga noh.. mganda un Pa.. UNIQUE
Manny: AHAAA!! alam ko na ma!!'
Jinky: anu un pa?!
Manny: MAN-KY.. MANKY PACQUIAO!! O DBA?!?!

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MANNY PACQUIAO:

tuturuan ko kayo ng words!

Tactics - ito ang tunog ng orasan.
Payt - ito ay laban.
Taytol - pamagat ito ng laban.
Jengkeh - asawa ko to!
Nupeer - sponsor ko to!
Motor Kid - pag-ikot sa maynila.
Check-in - paborito ko sa McDo.
Corrupt - pagsara ng mata.
Mura Less - natalo kong Mexicano.
Wit - I'm 130lbs.
Wawawe - my peburit show.
Noodle - sagot ko sa deal or no deal.
Duet - gawin mo!
Quotes - nickname ni freddie roach!
Sa boxing training, nasuntok nang malakas ni Pacquiao si Onyok.

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ONYOK: Out! Out! Ang sakit, ha?!

PACQUIAO: Anung out?

ONYOK: Di ba, pag masakit, ‘out’ ang sinasabi?

PACQUIAO: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ka’katawa ka, dong! Anung out? Baka OUTS!

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