Corporate

Jill and John worked for an automotive manufacturer. In their department, they had a very funny and gifted guy. One day he composed a letter (supposedly from higher management) to be received and acted upon by lower level managers.

The funny letter looked very official.

It stated: "It has come to our attention that some employees have actually died at their desks and no one realized it.
The deceased made such little movement while alive that they were dead but not really that different as they continued to sit at their desks. It is mandatory that the bosses do a test to see if anyone has actually died. The boss will wave a paycheck in the front of the non moving person to see if they react. This is not always effective, however, because some people, though dead, have reached out for the check. The plan is to be implemented with all due haste.
Signed: Upper Management."